Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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