the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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