Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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