she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you win again, gameday.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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