He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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