Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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