i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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