Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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