My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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