NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Never joke about your clitoris.
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