if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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