Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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