He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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