At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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