No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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