if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
