Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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