your parents love me but you hate me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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