Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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