he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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