i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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