doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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