I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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