this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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