I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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