no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
