Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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