Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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