How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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