wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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