here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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