bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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