I accidentally burped into my bong.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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