I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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