yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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