went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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