i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
