She's JV to your varsity
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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