Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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