i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.