I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.