I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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