Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i dont even know how to be here
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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