Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Im part way to drunk.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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