You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No I am not eating basil off your cock
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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