Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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