The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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