People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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