yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
