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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I need to calm my uterus...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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