Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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