all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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